Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

An America couple was being shown around Moscow one day, when the man felt a drop hit his nose.

"I think it's raining," he said to his wife.

"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied.

"No, I'm sure it was just rain," he said.

Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing.

"Let's not fight about it!" the man said. "Let's ask our guide, Rudolph, whether it's officially raining or snowing."

As their tour guide approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"

"It's raining, of course," he replied officiously.

But the woman insisted, "I know that it felt like snow!"

The man quietly replied, "Rudolph, the Red, knows rain, dear!"

 

sent to the Limecat.

 

Meanwhile, in Germany ....

 

Your pun is quite seasonal..

 

Season's greetings to you, too!

 

Thanks for gifting us with this wunderful cartoon..

 

Seems like there's no thyme to spare...

 

It takes a real sage to spend thyme wisely.

 

ahh, I believe that's only parsley true.

 

"are ya goin' to scarborough square?...Basil Chives, Oreg'no and Thyme

 

Not after last time. The people there were too insalting for my taste.

 

Gotta learn how to pepper 'em with witty retorts!

 

^my new favorite

 

A tells B to put his cigarette out.
B takes his lit cigarette, opens the front door and....puts it outside.

 

Lately, whilst lurking, I've noticed a tendency towards the use of basic shaving puns starting to emerge on other forums. These include multiple references to the badgering and boaring processes of various members brush affiliations. And, my personal favorite, a self destructive Barbie doll which has committed the cardinal sin of Barbicide...