Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

What does a hone eat for breakfast?-Grits

How does a hone relax?-By bathing in Diamond Slurry

How does a strop become embarrassed?-By losing its dressing.

 

And if you take it on a trip, it would be your hone away from home.

 

And when he gets home he's got a hone on the range. Oy.

 

How does one cook a hone on the range? Boiled? Fried?
Guess it doesn't matter, you'll know it's done when it's as hard as a rock.

 

These puns are straight shootin'..:bang:

 

Using full hollow bullets...

 

To avoid that run-down feeling, look both ways when crossing the street.

 

Just for the pun of it... ---> click

 

Gives new meaning to "getting tired".

 

The tread on that tire is totally bear...

 

Keen Kutter Christy Kriss-Krossed her coticule in Kampfe, so she sold Shake Sharp Razors by the city Solingen.

 

That's a bear-faced lie!

 

Careful there, Sara, you might ruffle his fur!

 

What's a bear's favorite song?

Salmon-chanted evening.

 

Religious bears attend salmon vespers.

 

The thread's getting a good herring out...

 

Oh no! Not more fish puns!

 

I was fishing around for some puns..

“You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass.”​

~ Douglas Adams ​

 

^ Hook, line, and stinker.