Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Where do astronauts go for a date?
The Space Bar.

 

Another possibility is a place where they eat Space Food Sticks

 

Dodge Ball

 

I used to love dodge-ball in elementary school!

 

I sort of get the dodge-ball feeling with an exercise machine at my gym-you fire a rubber ball(I choose 6 lbs) off of a trampoline-like thingy and catch it as it bounces back. Good for full arm strength, and, I'd say, for those who want to be hockey or soccer goalies.

 

A midget fortuneteller escaped from police custody one day. The headlines read, "Small medium at large."

 

Oh deer me my my..

 

Or is that some kinda .... stag party....

 

Male deer are the ones with the antlers, so shouldn't they be called "unclers"?

 

perhaps, but then, wouldn't they be blowing their own horns?

 

A guy goes to the dog races and puts down a trifecta for his first bet. He WON it! He figures he should go home NOW rather than stay for more races, making more bets, which he might lose. Gets in his car, flips on a CD for the ride home. What was he listening to???????

The music of "3 Dog Night".

 

They could also be called spidlers..no sorry spell check, you don't know that one...

 

OK, that works too.

 

Two astronauts arguing in their ship after blastoff. One decides he's had enough. and says to the other "C',mon, gimme some space, willya?"

 

She's small; she's psychic... she's a girl?!

 

Actually she's a 70 year old woman


CORRECTION - she's not quite 69. She and her husband are scottish comedians.