fify. Don't feel picked on, we all end up in here sooner or later. Some sooner than others. If you read through this thread from beginning to end, you would be convinced that we're a bunch of perverts and ne'er-do-wells.
The first thing I thought was "That penguin just got himself violated by a polar bear."...a thought that was confirmed as I read further. I'm more interested in what "he" said...you did say "we"got about 10 inches.