Posted under the thread title, "I HAVE A WOODY"

Only to be followed by this reply a few minutes later:

Sheah...That's what she said....

Genuine and uproarious laughter on this end.

The very best kind...

I don't think that is the visual Mark had in mind...

HA!! Agreed. My bikini wearing days are long over. LOL!

Mankind is grateful.

Colon-cleanse, anyone?

I guess cream would be a lot better than trying to fit a soap puck.....ouch!

Unfortunately, my member isn't particularly active or well known.

Glad to see you're on the bowel..

So, that's what you kids are calling it these days, huh?

So you are back to Arko sniffing eh?

Really?

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin' Arko.

Kids these days have all kinds of crazy new names for things.

Ain't that the truth!

I find that although Williams may not be the best lathering soap, it does come in handy for scribbling graffiti on walls!