I vote Santa Claus. I honestly dont know how men did it back in the day when being clean shaven every day was the norm.
You honestly don't know how men were clean shaven every day? Just like I do--shave every day. Is it really that hard to comprehend?
I shaved most of my face for many years when I was actively teaching, but almost always had some sort of facial hair - mustache, goatee, full beard occasionally. Its only been in the past year of retirement that I wasn't shaving at least 5 days a week. I've decided I'll go ahead and keep the current goatee/van dyke until it gets cold then go with a well trimmed full beard. I may shave every day or may shave every other day. The best part of wet shaving is if I don't like the way one day feels, I can do it again the next day. And I'll keep with my current set up of an ATT Windsor and Astra green blades with Proraso green cream until it cools off then bring in some warmer soaps for the winter.