Signs that wetshaving is taking over your life

@Radiotube ... lol, I'm totally guilty of stopping in antique stores when I'm "running errands", I know it's bad when they already know me by name and direct me to the newest shaving gear arrivals.

 

you buy a razor because you don't know what kind it is.

 

You ask a coworker to score shaving goods for you while on company business ......

 

You live in the South and are comfortable with words like fougère, uberlather, and pseudofolliculitis barbae.

 

Who would ever do such a silly thing

 

A Psycho?

 

wow........
actually I can identify a psycho....
but I don't have one in my collection.

 

I come here and ask "which one is better" and end up buying both, know deep down inside it really doesnt matter and I will end up buying both.

 

It just seems strange that they play that song in the Men's room!

 

Even stranger in the Women's restroom....

 

I have a list in my drawer, for my weekly rotation

 

Learning the metric system just so you can understand knot sizing.

 

Your daily schedule is arranged around your shave time.

 

You create a spreadsheet in Excel to keep track of your razors so that you know you use the ones you have.

 

When you wake up at 3am and go shopping. Go back to bed, wake up with 8 email notifications that your orders are being processed. But only seem to remember 3?

 

And handle threading...

 

Your spreadsheet contains separate tabs for Shave Log, DE Razors, SE Razors, Blades, Pre shave, Soaps and Creams, After Shave, Handles...

 

Room 152, 7pm.

 

FTFY.

 

You say the word, "foosh-zhere" aloud in the South, most folk will say, 'Bless you!" or "Geshundheit!"—some purdy nice folks down thar.