Signs that wetshaving is taking over your life

that's not English, looks French to me.

 

I told you - a slap is not caressing

 

Unless you're into that sota thing.

 

You've offered to shave your wifes legs just for the extra practice.

 

My wife just asked why I was laughing out loud.

 

That would be a redneck metrosexual...right?

 

A Redneck Metrosexual....hmm... a Retrosexual?

 

That would pose some sort of social dilemma, similar to being a Humvee Owner in Berkeley.

 

or a prius at the mud hole

 

You try to use wet shaving terms that aren't really words when playing Words With Friends.

 

Lol! BBS?

 

I tried NOS today...there's been others.

 

Here's a sign........ You start offering to shave your wife's and daughter's legs just so you can burn through your supplies and justify ordering more!

 

My guy friends turn to me for shaving soap.

 

I've used your soap. They're getting a great soap.

 

Thanks, Steve!

 

#186

When something wakes you from a dead sleep @ 01:30, you feel your face and decide that the stubble
is just too much to allow you to fall asleep again, and you get up and shave.

Before anyone asks,
yes, early Saturday morning...........

 

When you just started wet shaving a few months ago and started taking notes while going through this thread on how to get product in without SWMBO seeing/knowing about it or at least being able to justify it (I've already used the line of how much I will save on blades!)

 

And justify it by telling her she needs better quality skin care products.