Signs that wetshaving is taking over your life

Bless their hearts....

 

I can work in a reference to my Gillette 1960 Fatboy during a discussion at the Doctor's office!

 

SFY. I had to look up some of them Yankee words.

 

Guilty! (My wife always caresses my face anyway!)

 

So that's how you say it! Who knew! I was saying forger. Hay, I'm still working on English, y'all.

 

You too!

 

A guy sticks a gun in your face outside an antique mall and says, "Gimme that Tech or your life."

You reply, "I'm thinking, I'm thinking..."

(edited...mis-remembered how the joke went)

 

that's not English, looks French to me.

 

I told you - a slap is not caressing

 

...think Jimmy Don brung a bucket of fried chicken home for dinner!

 

Unless you're into that sota thing.

 

You've offered to shave your wifes legs just for the extra practice.

 

My wife just asked why I was laughing out loud.

 

That would be a redneck metrosexual...right?

 

A Redneck Metrosexual....hmm... a Retrosexual?

 

That would pose some sort of social dilemma, similar to being a Humvee Owner in Berkeley.

 

or a prius at the mud hole

 

You try to use wet shaving terms that aren't really words when playing Words With Friends.

 

Lol! BBS?