Songs that have been ruined for you.

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  1. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Yet another song ruined for me by Allan Sherman is "The Dance of the Hours."
     
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  2. Paul Turner

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    I couldn't get his lyrics on Yellow Brick Road. Example: "Back To The Hut We Go Out In The Woods=Huttin the Harley Back Towwwwn.."
     
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  3. Paul Turner

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    again with Sherman, eh? Is that what he does...phony lyrics for songs?
     
  4. Paul Turner

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    Another one of my "Don't Fear The Reaper" original lyric guesses: Seasons Don't Fear The Reaper, North Of The Wind, and South Of The Rain"
     
  5. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    He wrote & performed satirical songs. Some of my other favorites include "One Hippopotami" and "The Ballad of Sir Greenbaum".
     
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  6. Radiotube

    Radiotube RADInOverdrive

    I can't believe nobody's mentioned Heart's "How Can I Get You a Loan"!


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  7. som

    som Well-Known Member

    I took me a while to reclaim The Cowsill's "The Rain The Park And Other Things" from the Dumb & Dumber movie association. However, I kept at it and finally got the song back in all of its glorious purity!
     
  8. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I have ruined "Row, row, row your boat" for scores of students.
     
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  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Who knew that our own Sara was a youtube star! :D

    (And, BTW, the guy behind you was totally lip-syncing.)
     
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  10. Paul Turner

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    I love that one.
     
  11. Paul Turner

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    it appears the man was the "Carl Wilson" of the two(keeping the harmony alive).
     
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  12. Paul Turner

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    but then they went on to do "Hair". What happened to them???? -(
     
  13. SharptoothC

    SharptoothC I bite..........

    I remember a couple of hymns that got butchered a lot growing up. There's one that says "Bring forth the royal diadem and crown Him Lord of all". It took on an entirely different feel when I was loudly proclaiming "bring forth the royal diaphragm and crown Him Lord of all".

    Another that was not mine (thank goodness):

    "Lead on O King Eternal" got changed to "Lead on O kinky turtle".

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  14. Paul Turner

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    Here's what I thought Boy George was singing: "Comma, comma, comma, comma, comma chameleon".
     
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  15. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Nothing like a chameleon with good grammar.
     
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  16. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    It comes and goes... it comes and go-oooos.
     
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  17. Goodlad

    Goodlad Active Member


    This just might have ruined this song for me.
     
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  18. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    It gets worse
     
  19. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Best me to it.
     
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  20. Hairy Alaskan

    Hairy Alaskan eww da toilet

    Not necessarily ruined, but I can't hear Stuck In The Middle With You by Bob Dylan without thinking of Reservoir Dogs. Okay song but great movie.
    In a similar vein, I recently saw Pat Garrett & Billy The Kid. Knockin' on Heaven's Door by Bob Dylan is played during a powerfully emotional scene that has stuck with me.
    This is coming from someone who can't stand Dylan.


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