I want to see you guys do a "Next Gen" special... the Wesley Crusher comments alone should be well worth the download.
computer/auto destruct: "Would you like me to email you the password?" Lt. Ah-WHO-RAH! (imagine a buncha grunts).
Hmmm... wouldn't it just be easier to use old or soiled clothing as raw material for the replicator and then replicate yourself some clean ones?
After the "Transparent Aluminum" incident Star Fleet directives forbids transfer of such advanced technology as replicators to creatures and cultures in earlier time lines. Since Laundry Powder existed in that time line the transfer of All Temperature Cheer was allowed.