I visualized that in a pretty graphic manner

I try not to make a habbit of it.

What about a hobbit?

Lol, I said I try not to make a HABBIT out of it, you know , using a blade too long

Allllll over this one

I had to be a smart about it

Battle, it drives me insane!

+1 contort your face, open your mouth what ever you need to creat a flat tight surface.

Another DE might work better for you. Maybe not. Maybe an SE or injector. Or dare I say a cartridge? What is more of a priority to you? Comfort or BBS?

Keithmax and Cyanide metal are spot on, twist your neck, pull your skin, do the frog neck thing. If you pull, stretch, contort and move enough, you'll get the flat spot you need.

Thanks for the great responses guys. You've all said a lot of what I've been thinking. I've been trying to avoid slipping back into my old RAD ways but I think its time for a new razor and to run through some sharper blades again. Wish me luck.