String humor

Three strings walk into a bar. The bartender throws them out, yelling "Can't you read the sign?! I don't serve your kind, I don't serve strings here."

The strings try again, and again the bartender kicks them out.

Finally, one of the strings gets the idea to mess himself up a little. He tosses himself on the ground, he beats himself up, he really gets worked into a lather (sorry, counldn't resist adding that here)and when he's done he walks back into the bar.

The bartender scowls, "Aren't you the string I just threw out of here!" The string replies,






...wait for it....










"Nope, I'm a frayed knot!"



NOTE: edited for more effective punchline thanks to sol92258

 

nice!
:happy096

 

You're right! I couldn't remember the whole joke correctly, it's been too long since I've heard it or told it. I'm going to edit the joke to put that punchline ine in!

 

no prob...
*rushes off to do something edit-ty*

 

Good show there

Fuzzy

 

Haha

 

I'm convinced now that the best place for string humor is on a thread.

You'll get that sometime in the early to mid morning.

 

You get right to the point with that needle sharp wit of yours don't you? :scared001

 

happy102:happy102

 

Needle, thread... won't be long till we're gonna have a sweater.

 

Niiicceeee

Can't pull the wool over your eyes huh? I just don't want this thread to unravel.

happy102happy102:happy102