Well, maybe the Queen likes all of her "members" to be well known to avoid complications. I will speculate more once my 90 day suspension lifts....
It's an ironic song that relates to your joke. It's written from the viewpoint of the person answering the hotline, dreading their job.
I think I got them all. Thanks to @Queen of Blades for wit and mercy. Thanks to you gentlemen, I'm honored to be amongst you. Although there is still a rumbling amongst the shave brumbies as to whether I was blooming the Barbasol or sousing it. Regards, Bill
Well stated....... From a shaver who gets the same quality shaves with Mayo.....and.... Williams ! Don't souse the Mayo...