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  2. You haven't been here very long, have you? :D
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  3. If you think this is bad, you check out the puns thread.:D
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  4. Erik thinks that thread is just foxy. :scared007:
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  5. Not all the jokes fall flat. Some of them lead to treble. At least you don't find any sax and violins here.
  6. You're not just in tune with this community, you're in fact, quite sharp.
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  7. You don't find his comments just a little off-key?
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  8. Not all of them are frustrated.
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  9. Sometimes you don't have to say anything. As been stated, sometimes it just comes to you.
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  10. Kinda like athlete's foot and relatives you can't stand.
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  11. Frustrated, comedians, shave den, sounds like my wife entered the room. :p
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  12. Nah, never off-key. But, occasionally, like a naked Scotsman, a little off kilt-er.
  13. If it's good enough for 007 (and yes, this is the real 007)...

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  14. This thread has made me chuckle not a few times...:lyrtuy5:
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  15. Ian Fleming's first choice was David Niven
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  16. And David Niven never wore a frilly shirt with a plaid skirt and a man purse around his waist. Just sayin'.
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    Looks like the penguin gets to eat crow. David Niven starred as the title character in 'Bonnie Prince Charlie.'
  18. Doesnt count. He was acting at the time. :p
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  19. Still no skirt and no man bag.
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  20. Correct, but the hat trumps them both for the win....
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