The Custom Title Thread

I know, but we can sure bring attention to it. Ho ho ha ha.

 

So If I'm gonna make all my forum names the same, I gotta have the other forums change because it won't happen here?

 

You can change your username... just PM one of the mods. However, your Custom Title (the bit below your user name) is not within your power to change. That starts out tied to your post count, but then at some point, you get "awarded" a custom one.

*** Where "awarded" is defined as "given the human equivalent of the canine 'cone of shame'."

 

For the @Queen of Blades. Meanwhile.....

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I'm a ways off from custom title status here at TSD, but as a PR/communications professional I've always longed for a lofty made-up title like Head of Carnival Barking Innovation. I've lobbied a few of my bosses for that one to no avail.

 

hmmm.... Barking Carney

 

So you're a Talking, Well-shaved Head.

 

max headwrong

 

Well, at least you won't go hungry....

 

Fair point, although I was able to convince them to spend $50 on a rigged game. It seems the carney mind tricks have their limits.

 

@Queen of Blades .. this is in re. @Darkbulb :




I believe we have enough to carry the motion?

 

Hear Hear,
I second the motion.

Does @Rufus T. have a word on the defendant's behalf?

 

Yes your honor I do have a word - Guilty!


(With all due respect of course your Majesty.)

 

Guilty, guilty guilty I say!

 

Ok, ok if we're in the xmas spirit of giving CTs the ONE CT that I think is simply needed is @twhite and "Bunny Kelman"

 

if I may speak to the court.
the defendant has demonstrated a selfless side that has been overlooked.
he has tirelessly searched out many types of razors and has offered reviews good and bad. all at his own expense. this has saved many from buying razors that they would not have enjoyed. and led many to unique razor forms that would have gone overlooked.
influence maybe
bad influence I think not
if a ct change would be in order, my vote is to deem the defendant as, " the curator", mostly because his collection nears museum status.
the defense rests.

 

Your Honor, the prosecution is trying to take away the defendant's cookies, just as the Christmas Cookie season is upon us. I ask you: Is this justice?

 

If I may counter... what of the virtue of sharing? One who hoards does not share. What of those who yearn for cookies and cannot have them because they have been hoarded? Do they not deserve to have cookies as well?