The desert

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by ShaversRUs, Aug 31, 2023.

  1. ShaversRUs

    ShaversRUs Well-Known Member

    Bill and Bob were taking a stroll through the desert, when suddenly a snake appeared out of nowhere, and bit Bill right on the butt. Bob then scared the snake away.

    Bill: "Get some help, quick!"


    Bob called for help. He told the emergency team what happened, so they put the doctor on.
    Bob told Bill: "They're getting the doctor."

    Doctor: "We'll send someone there as soon as possible, but you must do the following quickly, or your friend will die. Bite into the skin where the snake bit him, and do your best to suck the venom out. Got that?"

    Bob: "Yup. Thanks."

    Bill: "What did the doctor say?"

    Bob: "Doc said you're gonna die."
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