A lady went to the mall with her husband one weekend, and as is usual when husbands and wives shop at malls, they eventually got seperated. So she calls him on her cell phone to find out where he is at. "Darling" he said, "do you remember the jewelry store I took you to here ten years ago? The one where we saw that diamond necklace you liked, and I told you that someday, when we had enough money, I would buy it for you?" "Of course I remember," she said, with a bit of a catch in her voice, a tear of joy starting to appear in her eye. "Well... I'm in the gun and knife shop next to it."
