The Love Dress.............

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  1. jimjo1031

    jimjo1031 never bloomed myself

    A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly the recently married couple's house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.

    "What are you doing?" she asked.

    "I'm waiting for Jeff to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.

    "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

    "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

    "Love dress? But you're naked!"

    "Jeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy."

    The mother-in-law on the way home thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and expectantly waited for her husband, lying provocatively on the couch.

    Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her naked on the couch.

    "What are you doing?" he asked.

    "This is my love dress," she replied.

    "Needs ironing," he says" "What's for dinner?"
     
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  2. Hembree

    Hembree Not as pretty smelling

    :rofl:
     
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  3. MntnMan62

    MntnMan62 Well-Known Member

    :D
     
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  4. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    I'm reminded of the one about the 50 year old man who insisted he still had the face of a teenager. His wife told him "Give it back. You're wrinkling it."
     
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  5. lightcs1776

    lightcs1776 Well-Known Member

    I feel sorry for the man. He clearly has failed at appreciating what is in front of him.

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  6. SHAVEWIZARD420

    SHAVEWIZARD420 Well-Known Member

    Hahahaha

    sounds pretty obvious what she had planned for dinner. :happy108::sexe:
     
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