False - I shave in the evening

The person below me drives a manual car

True! I wouldn't have an automatic if you paid me.

The person below me has more cars than people in his family.

False.

The person below me is sick of these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!

true?

The person below me will have cheese at some point today

Most likely true. NO KITTY! THOSE ARE MY CHEESY POOFS!

The person below me got that reference.

False...even after a quick Google search...:ashamed001
The person below me loves mustard

True... and I love South Park also

The person below me is wishing they brought a raincoat or umbrella today

true

the person below me was caught eating their boogers.

False. Well maybe back in pre school??

The person below me has an itch they can't scratch

False, but I once new a lady from Natchez...

The person below me can't sharpen a knife to save their life.

Sure I can ... you just put it in the slot on the can opener.

The person below me is worried about losing their job.

very false, I have a 2 weeks notice in on my job


the person below me is drinking coffee

False. Tea actually

The person below me has done something they will never admit to

False. Secrets are poisons that need to be drained.

The person below me has done something heroic in their life.

To some I have, to me False.

The person below me is drinking a coke.

False. Just a cup of water.

The person below me has dipped Copenhagen.

False, that's a classic Joker image!

The person below me tells people they enjoy National Geographic for the interesting in-depth articles about exotic locations, but they really enjoy it for the pictures of native bewbies.

lmao totally false, I actually like the articles and could do without the boobies



the person below me has the same hair they had in the 80s