The person below me...

True... unless it is the Hamburgler... and he/it is just creepy - but no animosity.

The person below wonders what happened to Hamburgler, Mayor McCheese and the rest of the gang...

 

False!

The person below is still stunned that people eat junk food as a daily intake!

 

False - unstunned.

The person below me is craving a fried bologna sandwich!

 

False - in fact don't even know what it is, sorry :ashamed001

The person below me is having a cup of coffee at hnd while reading this.

 

Nah! Drinking bourbon (Pure Kentucky 107 proof).

The person below me occasionally wears lederhosen

 

Nein! Er... false...

The person below knows someone who does where lederhosen.

 

False.

The person below me wears above the calf socks.

 

False!

The person below me just completed their vehicle registration online!

 

False, haven't had to register a vehicle since early last winter.

The person below me need to do maintance on his/her vehicle.

 

False. I do not have a vehicle.

The person below me has been out playing with a Frisbeeover the weekend.

 

False... but we did play some 9 pins in the 1839 era.

The person below is not confused.

 

False...what else is new.

The person below me is going to play some golf today.

 

False!

Man needs to work for a living!

The person below me has more golf sticks than shave razors!

 

False, never took to that golf thing.

The person below me owns more than one pair of running shoes.

 

Running shoes?! You mean exercise?

Oh so false

The person below me likes movie theater popcorn.

 

True/False

I like the popcorn.. I just have not gone to a movie theatre in years!

The person below me had a muffin for breakfast

 

False, just cold cereal today.

The person below me need to pick up milk today.

 

False

I stopped drinking milk years ago!

The person below me has to do grocery shopping today!

 

True, I need to pick up some milk!

The person below me dislikes shopping.

 

True - usually

The person below feels older than they feel they ought to.