The person below me...

False, but I do think it's an important skill to teach young drivers.

TPBM tries to eat vegan at least once a month.

 

No, but I do try to do veggies or a salad at least weekly.

TPBM likes to shave. Ask me how I know.

 

True.

TPBM has so many razors K.C.Gillette would call them mad.

 

False. 3 DEs, 3 injectors, and an SE. 2 Dorco cart razors for the OMG-I'M-LATE shave

TPBM has already broken his "no buy July" pledge.

 

False

TPBM Started wet shaving with a straight.

 

False. DE (Wilkinson Sword Classic - ya know, the plastic thingy)

TPBM sings in the shower.

 

False. I don't have a shower at the moment, only a bathtub. Does singing in the tub count?

TPBM prefers beef burritos over bean burritos.

 

True.

TPBM can see one of their wedding pictures from where they're sitting right now.

 

False. I am not married.

TPBM wishes time travel was possible so they could buy all these vintage razors brand new.

 

True then shave forum members would finance my vacation



Tpbm is skeered of the vegetal

 

False, because I don't know what it is.

TPBM can identify birds, in flight, by the shape of their wings.

 

True, assuming that said bird is a penguin, a puffin, or an emu.

TPBM has licked a flag pole during winter.

 

False. Living in northern California with our mild winters, I see no point.

TPBM has never tried a fresh oyster—and probably never will!

 

False. I love oysters, especially straight from the bed.

TPBM is good at shooting pool.

 

False.

TPBM practiced addition as a child by being taught blackjack (true story).

 

False. It I wish someone did and threw in how to count cards too.

The person below me uses vegan toothpaste.

 

Maybe. I have no idea. I don't think animal products are used in it, but I didn't look.

TPBM is going to spend a lazy weekend floating around a lake on an inflatable raft.

 

Not a chance.

TPBM has a mild banana allergy (as I do).

 

False

TPBM grew up on a dairy farm.

 

False. On a traditional sailing barge (Dutch version, for seven years).

TPBM has already seen or is going to see "How To Train Your Dragon 2"