The person below me...

False the picture above is much better looking.

TPBM shaves while listening to Justin Beiber.

 

FALSE FALSE FALSE

TPBM drinks koffe and tea (though not at the same time)

 

True.

TPBM has burped in public and not said, "Excuse me."

 

Probably True.

I'm surprised someone had the nerve to answer that one. I thought that might be a recipe for a new CT.

TPBM has painted their fingernails.

 

False. BUT I have worn acrylics on one hand....
After reading this, TPBM is now wondering what shade of polish to use....

 

Hmm. Black, I think.

TPBM was in show choir. Jazz hands.

Yep. Bringing it back.

 

False.

TPBM is one of them there city folk

 

Semi-true, I live in the suburbs.

TPBM watches Fox News.

 

True. I am Fair and Balanced.

TPBM never even watches the news on any channel.

 

true....dont watch news, as I dont like what is "news"

TPBM has a daughter

 

True. In fact I have 3 lovely daughters.

TPBM raises chickens

 

False. I mostly raise a ruckus.

TPBM knows why "Pronoun trouble" is funny.

 

True.

TPBM listens to country music

 

False. Avoid it at all costs.

TPBM is considering another tattoo….

 

True.

The person below me despises Brussels sprouts...

 

False. Love 'em!

TPBM owns a pet.

 

False, unless husbands count.


TPBM knows how to dive into a pool, head-first (without belly-flopping.)

 

True! Though I don't do it often.

The person below me is a night owl...

 

Yes, yes I am.

The person below me has a criminal record.

 

False—although I do own some records from the 80s that would qualify as crimes against music.

The person below me has never listened to music via an 8-track player.