The strange things we humans do

Clip-on tie. Problem solved.

Wow! Definitely this hands down!

 

And for that matter, when was the last time you accidentally dunked your high heels in your soup?! Huh? When?!

 

yep, non-english speakers shouldn't drive.

 

Women in high heels prefer men with real ties.

 

Women in low heels do too.

 

I am a huge music fan, but dislike dancing in every shape, manner and form imaginable.

 

High heal might not be practical, but I LOVE to see women is high heals. IMHO, they could be one of the greatest inventions of all time. Even better is women dancing in high heals,. IMHO there is nothing finer.

 

I think that women was the greatest invention, the high heals just make them better.

 

Now how is it possible to make women any better than they already are???

 

You don't have a TV do you?
At least half of all advertising is trying to convince women that the answer is on sale.
The true answer came from Plato when he said “All a woman has to do is to show up naked and show up with beer." It probably sounded fancier in Greek.

 

Heh, it's my opinion that all a woman has to do is be a woman and she's off to a great start. It's when she starts pandering to the demands of the cruder gender that she dims the gleam she held. And, as you mention, it would be wise to avoid the marketing campaigns that would suggest she can buy her beauty. How can you sell a woman what she already has? Give me a good, clean woman who is attentive to her own health and the happiness of others, and I give you a life of joy. Heels, or no heels, women are awesome.

And, by the way, I think shaving is an outward manifestation of a desire to be clean, kempt, and conscious. Also awesome. Should I take this over to the "awesome" thread?

 

Oh, no! We're not falling for that loaded question.

 

I think she's got a set of high heels built right into the chassis..

 

It isn't, of course. Astute of you to realize that.

 

The strangest thing a human has done is look at an egg and say: Hmm I bet I can eat that.....


I mean really, who thought of that??? Must have been some drunk caveman who dared his buddy.

 

lol. The buddy didn't want to be one-upped so dared him back to eat balut.

 

I've wondered the samething....I think some neanderthal was hangin' with his friends and to break the boredom said..."See that yardbird....well I'm eatin' the next thing that falls out of that bird..." 2 weeks later he opened the 1st Omelette Shop...