The stupidest shave challenge ever

Discussion in 'General Shaving Talk' started by gorgo2, Dec 31, 2022.

  1. PLANofMAN

    PLANofMAN Eccentric Razor Collector Staff Member

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    Just accept that some people have skin like old boot leather, and move on. :D
     
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  2. brit

    brit in a box

    lol..:D.:eatdrink047:
     
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  3. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Is he known as Stropface?
     
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  4. PLANofMAN

    PLANofMAN Eccentric Razor Collector Staff Member

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    You've heard of old Stropface McWhiskers? He's a legend in some parts.
     
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  5. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Yessir. Some claim he stood 6'6 and was the illegitimate son of King Gillette and a sideshow gorilla lady. Others swear he once bare-handed killed a man for wearing the Veg too loud. Still others say he was too dang cool to have ever really existed. Me, I think the truth is probably somewheres betwixt.

    *spits terbaccy*
     
  6. brit

    brit in a box

     
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  7. but what exactly are we shaving? back sides, top sides, faces, lower front sides?

    Dumbest shave challenge i ever saw was on badger and blade, they were taping DE blades to CHOPSTICKS to use as straight razors
     
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  8. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Hmmm...I am 5'7" & long legged. Not sure I can count high enough.
     
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  9. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    "And how long are your legs?"
    "Long enough to reach the floor when I'm standing!"
     
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  10. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Mine are just slightly longer than that.
     
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  11. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Aaaah, I can time the thing, but dunno about that razor calculation. One Outta Two ain't bad.
     
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  12. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    I forgot I wrote that!!!! lol
     
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  13. DaltonGang

    DaltonGang Ol' Itchy Whiskers

    I've done some silly challenges before, but measuring the strokes per inch per shave is just a liitle "Out There".
    The only silly thing I'm doing now is testing a variety of Chinese blades, and seeing how many shaves I can get from each. Very monotonous, due to the quality and number of shaves some of these achieve. The only thing that breaks the monotony is a Straight Razor shave, or the occasional horrible DE blade that makes you curse with each stroke.
     
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  14. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    This thread sounds like the TV show "Stupid Pet Tricks".
     
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  15. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    STUPIDER Pet Tricks.
     
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