The Velva Wars

Discussion in 'Preshave and Aftershave' started by Queen of Blades, Jul 27, 2007.

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Which side?

  1. Pro Velva

    92 vote(s)
    67.6%

  2. Anti Velva

    16 vote(s)
    11.8%

  3. Neutral/Don't care

    28 vote(s)
    20.6%
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  1. Michael

    Michael Duke of Kent

    Banned for that comment? It would be an honor! :rolleyes:
     
    Michael, Oct 10, 2008
    #81
  2. Gillette_Man

    Gillette_Man New Member

    I love Aqua Velva!

    Oh, wait -- I though you were talking about the drink, not the hideous after shave. :sick007
     
    Gillette_Man, Oct 10, 2008
    #82
  3. Wishoot

    Wishoot Member

    Bad Monkey!
     
    Wishoot, Oct 11, 2008
    #83
  4. Queen of Blades

    Queen of Blades Mistress of Mischief Staff Member

    Moderator Supporting Vendor
    Aqua Velva is the definition of manly.

    Indeed, he is!

    But what do you expect from monkeys? They don't smell very good and throw their own poo.
     
    Queen of Blades, Oct 11, 2008
    #84
  5. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    Count me in as a Velva supporter. Some days I really dig the fragrance.

    But, why does it look like windshield washer fluid?
     
    Ursa, Oct 13, 2008
    #85
  6. qhsdoitall

    qhsdoitall Wilbur

    If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck and smells like a duck...
     
    qhsdoitall, Oct 14, 2008
    #86
  7. rick

    rick I'll make ya SCream!

    The Return of................

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    rick, Oct 14, 2008
    #87
  8. qhsdoitall

    qhsdoitall Wilbur

    And so it begins. :happy102
     
    qhsdoitall, Oct 14, 2008
    #88
  9. poppi

    poppi Well-Known Member

    I guess it's a YMMV situation.
     
    poppi, Oct 14, 2008
    #89
  10. Queen of Blades

    Queen of Blades Mistress of Mischief Staff Member

    Moderator Supporting Vendor
    No, it's called "War", son! :transport024
     
    Queen of Blades, Oct 14, 2008
    #90
  11. Michael

    Michael Duke of Kent

    Poppi's right. YMMV. If you are a discerning gentleman, you know that AV is garbage. If you are someone who would just as soon splash on some Bug & Tar remover, then you find AV delightful. Hence, YMMV. :happy102
     
    Michael, Oct 14, 2008
    #91
  12. qhsdoitall

    qhsdoitall Wilbur

    Make My Day!

    A10VELVA.jpg
     
    qhsdoitall, Oct 14, 2008
    #92
  13. apswartz

    apswartz New Member

    apswartz, Oct 14, 2008
    #93
  14. Will

    Will Nevermind

    It is like someone said...

    Hey, I have a great idea. Lets put wings on a tank.
     
    Will, Oct 14, 2008
    #94
  15. qhsdoitall

    qhsdoitall Wilbur

    And such a nice tank it is too. Now on to the next AV kill. :D
     
    qhsdoitall, Oct 14, 2008
    #95
  16. Duckster

    Duckster Wabbit Season!

    This duck loves Aqua Velva. :cool:
     
    Duckster, Oct 14, 2008
    #96
  17. oldfat1

    oldfat1 New Member

    oldfat1, Oct 14, 2008
    #97
  18. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    If I join HAVOC, is there any dues I have to pay? Do I get a free tie tack or T-shirt or window sticker or anything? Are there books I have to buy? Is this a multi-level marketing scheme?
     
    Ursa, Oct 15, 2008
    #98
  19. Gillette_Man

    Gillette_Man New Member

    I would just like to note how every member who posted an anti-AV response after mine received very little in the way of negative feedback, while I was accused of "smelling bad" and "throwing my feces".

    There is most definitely some partisan behavior afoot here at TSD.

    For the record, AV is, at best, a suitable germ killer for oozing wounds.

    :taunt002
     
    Gillette_Man, Oct 15, 2008
    #99
  20. Ursa

    Ursa Well-Known Member

    I'd bet the same mixed drink is also known as a "Ty-D-Bol"...
     
    Ursa, Oct 15, 2008
    #100
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