Thought for the Day

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  1. MR41

    MR41 Well-Known Member

    Oh, ok. :D
     
  2. RetLEO-07

    RetLEO-07 likes his penguin deep fried, with pink sparkles

    "Don't mean nothin', not a thing. Drive on."
     
  3. Col C

    Col C Well-Known Member

    "If you kicked in the pants the guy who has caused the most trouble in your life - you wouldn't be able to sit down for a month". Teddy Roosevelt
     
  4. RetLEO-07

    RetLEO-07 likes his penguin deep fried, with pink sparkles

    "What's the difference between the Army and the Cub Scouts?"
    "The Cub Scouts don't have Heavy Artilery"- Robin Williams, 'Good Morning Vietnam'
     
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  5. Col C

    Col C Well-Known Member

    Do I dare to get into service jokes?
     
  6. Col C

    Col C Well-Known Member

    Ok - just one for now - its pretty mild.

    A Navy sailor, with a parrot on his shoulder, walks into a bar. The bar tender says: "Where did you get that ugly thing?". The Parrot says: "I picked him up in the Philippines.":)
     
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  7. RetLEO-07

    RetLEO-07 likes his penguin deep fried, with pink sparkles

    I've heard some really wild stuff about PI.
     
  8. RetLEO-07

    RetLEO-07 likes his penguin deep fried, with pink sparkles

    "Don't you forget that you're Marines- First Marines! Not all the Communists in hell can overrun you!- Col. Lewis B. Puller, Chosin Reservoir, Korea, December 1950.

    On May 4th a monument to the Marines, Soldiers, and Royal Marines who fought and died at the Chosin Reservoir was dedicated at the National Museum of the Marine Corps.
    OOORAH!
     
  9. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Keys go in the door; brains go out the window...at least that's what my husband keeps saying.
     
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  10. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    Is that when he gets in his car, or home from work?
     
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  11. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Home from work.
     
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  12. RetLEO-07

    RetLEO-07 likes his penguin deep fried, with pink sparkles

    "...Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms."- Clint Eastwood as Josey Wales.
     
  13. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my Grandfather. Not screaming in terror like the two passengers in his car.
     
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  14. Eeyore

    Eeyore Well-Known Member

    I heard that one with a touring car
     
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  15. RetLEO-07

    RetLEO-07 likes his penguin deep fried, with pink sparkles

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    It's Police Week and Monday was Peace Officers Memorial Day when the names of those killed in the line of duty from the previous year are unveiled at the National Law Enforcement Officers Memorial in Washington DC. So here's my thought for the day to all those BLM Alpha Hotels and their ilk:
    "The next time one of you or yours is dying or in danger...CALL A HIPPIE"
    That is all.
     
  16. RetLEO-07

    RetLEO-07 likes his penguin deep fried, with pink sparkles

    One day the lion and the lamb will lie down together....but the lamb won't get much sleep.
     
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  17. RetLEO-07

    RetLEO-07 likes his penguin deep fried, with pink sparkles

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  18. RetLEO-07

    RetLEO-07 likes his penguin deep fried, with pink sparkles

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    Bastards. There isn't enough ordinance on the planet to do what I'd like to.
     
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  19. Enrico

    Enrico Popcorn

    Sounds like an engineer joke. :rofl:
     
  20. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    What is the speed of dark?
     
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