Thought for the Day

Discussion in 'The Good Life' started by gorgo2, Aug 13, 2016.

  1. RetLEO-07

    RetLEO-07 likes his penguin deep fried, with pink sparkles

    "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them."- John Wayne as J B Books in "The Shootist"
     
  2. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    "Last edited by a moderator"
    It's like being a cyborg. Our wetware has a thought. We transmit it via software and hardware, twisted copper wire and fiber optic cable. Then our thoughts become one with the Interwebs, subject to error correction algorithms.
    Thank you unnamed Moderator for being a guiding hand rather than giving a slap of bannination.
     
  3. brit

    brit in a box

    an old favourite; i d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy...
     
  4. RetLEO-07

    RetLEO-07 likes his penguin deep fried, with pink sparkles

    :eatdrink047:
     
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  5. RaZorBurn123

    RaZorBurn123 waiting hardily...............

    " I lost my keys" where's the last place you seen them?!! If I knew that they wouldn't be lost. ;)
     
  6. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    They're always in the last place you look.
     
  7. DesertTime

    DesertTime Well-Known Member

    My mother used to say that and I always thought it was subtle and profound.
     
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  8. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    Not necessarily. In my case they are usually in the recliner. I didn't see them there, they fell out of my pocket when I reclined.
     
  9. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    The key to great acting is sincerity. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
     
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  10. RetLEO-07

    RetLEO-07 likes his penguin deep fried, with pink sparkles


    Stay safe brothers & sisters!
     
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  11. RetLEO-07

    RetLEO-07 likes his penguin deep fried, with pink sparkles

    Today is the 72nd anniversary of the flag-raising on Mt. Suribachi, Iwo Jima.
    SecDef James Forrestal at that time said, "The raising of that flag, guarantees a Marine Corps for the next 500 years".
    OOORAH!!!
     
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  12. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    The Marines and their Navy Corpsmen showed amazing courage under fire in that battle. I thank the Lord above that I've never had to go do that.
     
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  13. RetLEO-07

    RetLEO-07 likes his penguin deep fried, with pink sparkles

    "Uncommon valor was a common virtue".- Adm. Chester W. Nimitz, CINCPAC, speaking of the Marines and Sailors on Iwo Jima.
     
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  14. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Jimbo knew what he was talkinabout. I'm sure there will be some stuff about it on TV.
     
  15. Col C

    Col C Well-Known Member

    "Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried"

    Mae West
     
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  16. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    "He who hesitates is a fool."

    Mae West
     
  17. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    He who laughs last has the last laugh.
     
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  18. RetLEO-07

    RetLEO-07 likes his penguin deep fried, with pink sparkles

    "Don't let go of what you've got..until you've got hold of something else"- First Law of Wing Walking
     
  19. Eeyore

    Eeyore Well-Known Member

    You don't master a language until you can tell jokes in it.
     
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  20. RetLEO-07

    RetLEO-07 likes his penguin deep fried, with pink sparkles

    Nietzsche: "God is dead"
    God: "Nietzsche is dead"
     
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