Thought for the Day

Discussion in 'The Good Life' started by gorgo2, Aug 13, 2016.

  1. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Kids, when you need to rock, and that need is a need to rock hard, lean on F#.
     
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  2. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    @wristwatchb - ask your instructor what that means.
     
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  3. Eeyore

    Eeyore Well-Known Member

    Yes, your trumpet player will thank you
     
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  4. Herm2502

    Herm2502 off to elf practice

    "Paradise is exactly like where you are right now only much, much better.". Laurie Anderson

    HERM
     
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  5. PickledNorthern

    PickledNorthern Fabulous, the unicorn

     
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  6. RetLEO-07

    RetLEO-07 likes his penguin deep fried, with pink sparkles

    "There is nothing new in the realization that the Constitution sometimes insulates the criminality of a few in order to protect the privacy of all."-Justice Antonin Scalia
     
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  7. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    @wristwatchb click the video. Jared just explained it, more or less.
     
  8. RetLEO-07

    RetLEO-07 likes his penguin deep fried, with pink sparkles

    "The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg."- Thomas Jefferson
     
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  9. opsimath

    opsimath Well-Known Member

    "Two people can keep a secret. . . .if one of them is dead."
     
  10. opsimath

    opsimath Well-Known Member

    If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt!
    -Dean Martin
     
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  11. RetLEO-07

    RetLEO-07 likes his penguin deep fried, with pink sparkles

    "Don't have one for the road, 'cause the road is already laid out."- Flip Wilson
     
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  12. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    I thought it was...

    Three people can only keep a secret if two of them are dead.
     
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  13. RetLEO-07

    RetLEO-07 likes his penguin deep fried, with pink sparkles

    That was the way I heard it too...I thought.
     
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  14. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Never go to a dentist called Mr. Rocko.
     
  15. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Govt has no constitutional duty or right to tell me what or what not to think, say, do, or eat. Govt that arrogates such to itself is, to that degree, unconstitutional and illegitimate. And when they tell me it's for my own good, I get even madder.
     
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  16. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Or an accountant called Vinnie the Blade.
     
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  17. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Or a optometrist named Sol Rosenberg.
     
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  18. gorgo2

    gorgo2 geezerhood

    Daniel Webster
     
  19. opsimath

    opsimath Well-Known Member

    "I thought it was...

    Three people can only keep a secret if two of them are dead." -Bama Samurai

    You two guys are right -- I mis-remembered (something that occurs with alarming frequency as I age.)
    Despair  £.jpg
     
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  20. RetLEO-07

    RetLEO-07 likes his penguin deep fried, with pink sparkles

    No problem my brother. Happens to me also...at times.
     

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