Thoughts about our current existence

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by Bama Samurai, Jun 12, 2018.

  1. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    Ugh. Thunderstorm knocked out power on my block, twelve hundred other folks, too. No wifi, ceiling fans, AC, etc at dusk. Soon we'll be sitting on the porch swatting mosquitoes by candle light until our phone batteries run out.

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  2. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Cigar smoke is an irritant and repellent to mosquitoes. Carry on. ;)
     
  3. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Walking is a different gig, entirely.
     
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  4. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    When I think of patience, I immediately turn to the lyrix of the Bee Gee's hit Nights On Broadway:

    I will wait.........even if it takes forever
    I will wait.........even if it takes a lifetime.
     
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  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    And a nice Scotch doesn't hurt either
     
  6. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    And the worst of that was probably no Wi-Fi ;)
     
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  7. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Scotch never hurt cigars or mosquitoes. Carry on.
     
  8. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    I’d recommend Electric Sheep for mosquito repellent.
     
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  9. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    This thread doesn’t say anything. You have to read it.
     
  10. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    I liked what you had to type.
     
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  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    But, does it count if she *had* to type it? I mean... any statement made under duress and all...
     
  12. MntnMan62

    MntnMan62 Well-Known Member

    Absurdity is the only reality.
     
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  13. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    Well, THAT "had" is a harse of a different kettla fish(as the saying goes). Actually,. I just morphed two sayings into one :).
     
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  14. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    , May I presume ES won't make it to your review list?
     
  15. AGHisBBS

    AGHisBBS Well-Known Member

    Make sure your own mask is secure before assisting others.
     
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  16. blondblue

    blondblue Well-Known Member

    I always wondered about that one. If you get a face full of junk, how can you assist others?
     
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  17. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Astute
     
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  18. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Try oxygen deprivation at 30,000 ft. No mask and you'll be unconscious in seconds.
     
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  19. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Only one stute? I was hoping for several stutes.
     
  20. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    You may think so, but it's tough to handle more than one stute at a time. They're nimble and slippery.
     

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