Thoughts about our current existence

Discussion in 'The Chatterbox' started by Bama Samurai, Jun 12, 2018.

  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    It works out in the long run. I insist on payment in cash.
     
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  2. AGHisBBS

    AGHisBBS Well-Known Member

    Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you but not in the one ahead.
     
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  3. John Ruschmeyer

    John Ruschmeyer Well-Known Member

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  4. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    I think that's my favorite Pete, Paul & Mary tune.
     
  5. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    Unintended consequences...
    blackmarket strawns.jpg
     
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  6. RyX

    RyX DoH!

    Ugh. Thunderstorm knocked out power on my block, twelve hundred other folks, too. No wifi, ceiling fans, AC, etc at dusk. Soon we'll be sitting on the porch swatting mosquitoes by candle light until our phone batteries run out.

    Tapatalk Via Kyocera
     
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  7. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Cigar smoke is an irritant and repellent to mosquitoes. Carry on. ;)
     
  8. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Walking is a different gig, entirely.
     
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  9. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    When I think of patience, I immediately turn to the lyrix of the Bee Gee's hit Nights On Broadway:

    I will wait.........even if it takes forever
    I will wait.........even if it takes a lifetime.
     
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  10. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    And a nice Scotch doesn't hurt either
     
  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    And the worst of that was probably no Wi-Fi ;)
     
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  12. Bama Samurai

    Bama Samurai with Laser-like Focus

    Scotch never hurt cigars or mosquitoes. Carry on.
     
  13. BaylorGator

    BaylorGator MISTER Fancypants

    I’d recommend Electric Sheep for mosquito repellent.
     
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  14. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    This thread doesn’t say anything. You have to read it.
     
  15. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    I liked what you had to type.
     
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  16. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    But, does it count if she *had* to type it? I mean... any statement made under duress and all...
     
  17. MntnMan62

    MntnMan62 Well-Known Member

    Absurdity is the only reality.
     
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  18. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    Well, THAT "had" is a harse of a different kettla fish(as the saying goes). Actually,. I just morphed two sayings into one :).
     
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  19. Paul Turner

    Paul Turner outside the quote(s) now

    , May I presume ES won't make it to your review list?
     
  20. AGHisBBS

    AGHisBBS Well-Known Member

    Make sure your own mask is secure before assisting others.
     
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