Thoughts about our current existence

Don't you mean that things are only as transparent as they appear? Oops wrong thread.

 

I know I have to clean my glasses when things don't seem as apparent as they really are.

 

I’ve often wondered if turtles wear people-neck sweaters.

 

I want that on a coffee mug.

 

my cat's breath smells like cat food

 

I would be concerned if it smelled of anything else.

 

I'm still working on the fact that a "Temporal Scanner" is used to test whether you have a fever, not whether you have been exposed to the effects of time travel.

 

Just don't put the battery in backwards. That's all I'm saying.

 

Unless your memory of the event has been wiped. Have you ever noticed missing time you can't account for?

 

So, why is it that every razor lot includes a pre-war Tech (or parts thereof)? Also, how do you actually manage to kink the handle?

 

Put a Weber bulldog handle on that puppy and turn it loose. They are great shavers for sure!

 

They definitely are. My only thing is that I already have more pre-War Techs than I can shake a stick of Arko at. I really want to pass this one on to someone else (with or without the bent handle).

 

PM me brother. I can supply a fat handle. I happen to have a spare.

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... especially penguin!

 

That would be the wurst... I mean, worst!

 

The lady was playing solitaire, right?

 

Some times a person or phrase or event will cross my mind which I hadn't heard of or considered in maybe 30 or 40 years. For no reason. Then someone on the radio will mention it that morning. Always freaks me out. Maybe I'll check the battery polarization in my temporal scanner.

 

I hope that’s it; otherwise we’re dealing with a rip in the space-time continuum, which could be more problematic. Alternatively, it could mean you are psychic, and now get to wear a turban and charge people money to tell them their dead cousin misses them. Could be a win, depending on how much you like turbans.

 

I'm just gonna suggest that when it comes to turbans, bigger isn't always better. This one weighs 100 lbs, for example.

 

I'm really more of a fedora kind of guy.