Unicorn Horn Brush!!!

Discussion in 'The Brush' started by rollsshaver, Dec 20, 2008.

  1. JayKay

    JayKay 3000 posts and all I got was this lousy title

    I'll stuff you a horse for mucho cheap.
     
  2. rollsshaver

    rollsshaver Peace be with you

    I just remembered that ROy Rogers stuffer Trigger when he died, so stuffing a real horse would not be illegal, so long as it dies of natural causes. And the coloration of the tusk can be easily manipulated, I think...........
     
  3. texquill

    texquill Member

    Thanks Rolls - you may have just saved my marriage.

    I had Long-Suffering-Wife read this thread, with the desired result.

    She said, "Oh my God, I'm sorry I picked on you. Just don't do anything like that!"

    My undying appreciation to you! :thanks
     
  4. JimR

    JimR Active Member

    And Arthurian legend, of course, is not the ultimate authority on Unicorns. So, really, there's no "breaking" of anything...

    Of course, we all know that only SPECIAL people could actually touch a unicorn...Rolls? Anything you want to shavre with the group? It's ok...we won't laugh. Much. :D
     
  5. burningdarkness

    burningdarkness Woot Off

    I have a pet unicorn that I've been hiding from Rolls for a while.
     
  6. Tony Miller

    Tony Miller Member

    Hmm, Unicornhide strops maybe??


    Tony
     
  7. blaireau

    blaireau New Member

    Rolls, thank you for this post. I can honestly say that you have made even my most outlandish fits of fancy appear mundane. Even my offer of $100.00 for a tub of Coates Rose and what I paid for some of my hones pale next to this!!! Thank you and God bless you for this endeavor. :bounce
     
  8. MTgrayling

    MTgrayling Rocket Man

    What an amazing price break! You do realize it is hollow right?

    http://www.boonetrading.com/Narwhal.html
     
  9. rollsshaver

    rollsshaver Peace be with you

    The tusk I have coming received minor damage sometime in the last century, and the seller has had it put away for a few years. I offered to buy it, for a discounted price of course!! He did mention that they are hollow, but that this one is from an old whale. I guess that means the hollow section is smaller maybe? He also said that because of its age, the tusk is considerably darker than those on the site, but that they can be treated and/or bleached. I now need to find a way to give it an irridecent sheen.
     
  10. MTgrayling

    MTgrayling Rocket Man

    Wow, you really are crazy! :D

    According to legend the Narwhal brush will nullify any poisonous shave cream you may encounter.
     
  11. Crag

    Crag Member

    Wow...Now I don't feel bad for spending my $200 for shaving stuff...Rolls' thank you for clearing my guilt. I owe you big-time!
     
  12. Ramaniac

    Ramaniac Member

    Virgins of the female persuasion. Guinevere had one.
     
  13. rollsshaver

    rollsshaver Peace be with you

    Update....

    For some reason I learned the other day that it will take another couple weeks for me to actually get my damn tusk. So, stand by. As soon as I get the tusk, and have Jason make the brush, I will also have him take some pictures for me.
     
  14. rollsshaver

    rollsshaver Peace be with you

    Still no tusks. If this turns out to be anything like the IM buy acrossed the street, I will not be pleased............
     
  15. rollsshaver

    rollsshaver Peace be with you

    Jason just called me a little bit ago. Said there is a FedEx package over the other house. Said it looks like something a pool stick would come in...................... :D
     
  16. rodd

    rodd Knotty Boy

    WOOO! have him take a picture if he has a chance! :)
     
  17. wchnu

    wchnu Duck Season!

    WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!! you go Rolls


    Fuzzy
     
  18. sol92258

    sol92258 I have no earthly idea

    so funny* that I was going to ask about this yesterday but forgot
    EDIT: not ha-ha funny, coincidental funny
     
  19. superbleu

    superbleu Active Member

    Rolls, borrow Jason's camera and take a photo for us, I want to see what a unicorn horn looks like.
     
  20. burningdarkness

    burningdarkness Woot Off

    When it's done, send it to me, Rolls. I'll take pictures and test it out for you.

    Make sure it's still good...

    :D
     

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