I'm working on developing a name surrounding Pinaud, but it will be ready when I break OUT the Pinaud(which will be in about a month).
Favorite aftershave is Old Spice and my favorite soap right now is Margaritas in the Arctic (or in the attic if you misread it like I always did) soooo Spice Margaritas or Old Margaritas or maybe Old Margaritas in the Attic as tribute to my inability to read.
My porn name would be Wag County Road 84. No women beating down my door on that one. May Shave name would Stirling Stirling. Oh well....
Hey now, redneck hillbilly women need someone too! If need be, just put a truck in the front yard, preferably up on blocks, and you're all set.
Colonia (concentrada) + (executive shaving deluxe shaving soap) Deluxe. Colonia Deluxe....makes me sound like a Spanish stripper!
Porn name - Jack Wathwood.....bit refined I think....rather Rhett Butler ish ....frankly m'dear I don't give a damn.
"Leather" Aramis: a rugged, swarthy nebbish-about-town. Part Marlboro Man, part Simon Templar, part Arnold Stang. Desired by ladies, admired by men, feared by hipsters, he's a two-fisted enigma to all. If you're in trouble...if no one can help...and if you can find him, maybe you can hire... "Leather" Aramis! A Quinn Martin production, starting this fall on ABC.
ISZ la Toja Interestingly, that's what my friends in Wu-tang Clan have called me since the early days in NY.