I suggest you buy a lobster and a travel bottle of Aqua Velva just so you can join in with this thread. You are free to cook the lobster later and to use the AV as a window cleaner. Here, if you get those two items I'll even help you out, Shave name: Aqua Mann Porn name: Crabs Drive Promenade Eeeeehhhr MAybe I'm not helping........
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Ice Sandalwood at your service. or Ice Blue Sandalwood from Aqua Velva Ice Blue and Proraso Sandalwood cream
Anyone using mother's maiden name and/or their pets name as part of an important password probably also have it written down on a post-it note on their screen
Not that there's anything wrong with that. edit: tho I know one guy who would have to use his father's maiden name. Yep, you read that right. His father changed his name upon marriage and took his wife's last name. We all suspect major family issues with the father/grandfather.
I'm sure anyone in IT can tell the same story, but my bro-in-law is in IT and does some security conferences. Invariable, he gets a question (not from a shill) to the effect of, "Well, my password is xYz125, is that secure enough?" His response? "Not anymore." For the "advanced" security section, he'll often set up a shill who will ask the same question without revealing the password. My BIL will then ask, well, what's your password and the shill will tell him. Another lesson in securing your password.