I had a manager once who constantly used "behoove" when he meant "confound." I suggested that it would behoove him to check a dictionary, but he was confounded by that suggestion.
How about the way words can get emphasized in different ways, when they shouldn't? Example: "That wasn't THIRTY-five years ago, it was thirty-NINE".
It is if you are camping near the beach, where you can see Dolphins. Then it's "for all in tents and porpoises."
I may have done a complaint(er..POST lol)about this one-I never understood the phrase "at the end of thhe day". At the end of the day, I'm in bed!!! For me, personally, I prefer a phrase closer to the meaning of the message, like "in the final analysis" or "in the end". I believe the word "day" shouldn't pertain to the overall message. Can you imagine the Beatles song titled "The End" sounding like..."And.....at the end of the day.........the love you take....is e-qual to the loooove you make". This writer can't.
I agree on all of these, but one. "Told" is the positive of "untold" and is used as such, as in "Twice-told tales."