What's up with the "Brotherhood of..." and "Member of the so and so" and all that?

I think we should start T- SOCOG The Society of Cranky Old Guys.

Never heard of that.

 

I'm guessing like me, you own a roll around jack and a 4-way tire iron. Us Southern Folks don't have to shovel the snow out of the way to change a tire. Did you know in Jersey they don't even pump their own gasoline?

 

Oh really now. I even rotate my own tires.

 

Cranky
Old
Dudes
Generally
Irritated,
Really

 

So, it's a vintage nut, not a new one? I'm sure that fits in some group.

 

Maybe we need a Tire Lug Nut Group? Or just "Nuts" for short?

Herm

 

Mean Old Bastards

 

Cranky Old CodgerS

 

Frustrated Aged Recalcitrant Tedious Slugs

 

I'll choose the former for 100

 

I had my tires rotated last week after they did an oil-change.

 

Lol,this is the best post I’ve read anywhere in a long time.

 

And then there are the penguins....

 

The 1st time I ever had to get gas in New Jersey, I grabbed the gas pump nozzle, and was told to put it down. I was shocked when the attendant told me that the state law states that no customers can pump there own gas. Weird!

 

IIRC, it was NJ's partial solution to unemployment.

 

Don't be this guy.

 

A 30 year old man was just sued by his parents to get him out of their house. The picture shows he has a beard so I don't think he's a regular here.

Edit, Ryx beat me to it.

 

And the parents won.....see ya later, kid.

 

Well, thank you sir!

 

Man, ain't that the truth, 30 year old leech!!!