When I die...

Discussion in 'Safety Razors' started by dangermouse, Feb 24, 2016.

  1. Jasman

    Jasman Well-Known Member

  2. AGHisBBS

    AGHisBBS Well-Known Member

    No family to leave them to. My wife is smart with Ebay. When she gets over the shock of finding out how many razors I actually have I'm sure she can sell them.
     
  3. Herm2502

    Herm2502 off to elf practice

    My brother, who thinks I am filthy rich (only because he's spent every dime he ever made), asked me once what I was going to do with all my money. I told him I was going to lines my casket with it. Maybe I'll takes my razors, too!
     
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  4. Morman Bridge

    Morman Bridge Well-Known Member

    Hello folks, this is a very thought provoking topic. Fortunately for me I have already left instructions as to which razors go where. I am one of those people who expect to pass at any given time, due to my health, and also due to the fact that I ride a motor scooter. I sold all my Harley Davidsons two years ago, because I can't ride a big bike anymore. I have a bad back injury, and actually my doctor told me to stay off all motorcycles, but I got this small scooter for except use and motivation. But around here they are very dangerous, due to renegade car drivers. But anyway I have insurance on all my loans, life insurance for the Mrs. , life insurance to pay final bills/expenses, and my power of attorney has all my wishes and instructions. I have almost died 4 times in the last three years because of failing health, so I have all my arrangements already made. The razors are to be split up between my next oldest brother, my oldest brother, and my wife. The most valuable razors going to my brothers.
     
  5. Marverel

    Marverel Well-Known Member

    That's a coincidence - just last week I talked to my wife about it. I will be under general anesthetic next wednesday (nothing too serious, my 4 wisdom teeth will be removed and they'll drill a hole into my upper jaw bone to remove a tooth that's stuck in there), and I told her if I don't wake up she should just post here and ask you guys who wants my stuff ;) She didn't think that was funny though...
     
  6. youngunn

    youngunn Where's my TSD aftershave balm???

    Sorry to hear that Morman... Here's to hoping you keep on keeping on. And keep on shaving.
     
  7. Morman Bridge

    Morman Bridge Well-Known Member

    Thank you Youngunn, mourn me not however, for I have lived a very full life. And hopefully I will be around for a few years yet. Lung disease and all my other health problems are unpredictable. I have to just live each day to the fullest, and make my peace with the world. I will say though, there is much power in prayer, and I believe I have a purpose here on earth. And that's really all that matters. God Bless.
     
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  8. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

    Just keep on rolling, Morman! Sending prayers for loads of good things to come!
     
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  9. Morman Bridge

    Morman Bridge Well-Known Member

    Thanks , macaronus! All I can do is put one foot in front of the other and keep on truck in'. Have a great day !
     
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  10. crackstar

    crackstar Israeli Ambassador to TSD

    I have a feeling my stuff will definitely outlive me. I have no sons, so who would I leave everything to when I go?
     
  11. Robyflexx

    Robyflexx Broke the Like button

    I will volunteer for this horrible task Jeff! :happy097:
     
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  12. BeShaved

    BeShaved Well-Known Member

    I think I'm already in his will

     
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  13. Sabre

    Sabre Well-Known Member

    I have hundred of razors, hundreds of soaps and creams. I have no children, nephews or nieces, no relatives that shave. They will have to go charity, or eBay with the proceeds to charity or a bearded brother...

    I last died in 2010... :sick002:
     
    Last edited: Feb 27, 2016
  14. david of central florida

    david of central florida Rhubarb Rubber

    y'all can feel free to will them to me.
    but hopes are that you'll use them for years to come.
     
    Last edited: Feb 27, 2016
  15. Darkbulb

    Darkbulb Cookie Hoarder

    I'm taking it all with me
     
  16. Metro

    Metro Well-Known Member

    I told myself, "these razors will last me a lifetime!" But I didn't hink about after... Probably goes to my son.
     
  17. battle.munky

    battle.munky Has the menthol.munky on his back!

    I'll take all the stuff with menthol in it.


    I may need a separate storage unit, but I accept!
     
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  18. jeraldgordon

    jeraldgordon TSD's Mascot

    How about you just send me your Darwin Deluxe. I'm not greedy - the other brothers here can have the rest of your collection.
     
  19. BeShaved

    BeShaved Well-Known Member

    I just make a charity named You Can Donate Me Your Shaving Gears and Supplies.
     
  20. DaltonGang

    DaltonGang Ol' Itchy Whiskers

    You guys are depressing me, and making me laugh, at the same time.
     

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