I'm in with The Razor Burn aka The Bay Rum Runner!

(Arrrggghhh...Shiver Me Whiskers!)

Nope...if I was punning, it would be the 3.1415926-rate Paradise.

Ship crusher ! Haha if I'm a pirate I will be doing what pirates do and crush other pirates ships!

NOT IN.

That's awesome sauce right there!

Did someone say rum?

BAY rum. Dapper. Sorry to disappoint. No Sailor J. here.

Im in with the HMS Omnipotence

Oh what about Captain?

There was a Mutiny on the Bounty; it ended badly.

Noooooo did he get the plank? a good captain was he

Sadly....

We have a winner!! PM me your info!

I wish I would have seen this one. Congrats hodge

Congratulations to the winner!

congrats

I was going to go with The "Barber-y Ghost". Arrgh. But I'm too late, blast it all.

We had to recalculate (the original winning selection was not a CONUS shipping location as was a requirement in the original post) so we have a new winner! Spyder, send me your shipping info!

Congrats.

Wow! This really make my day! Thanks, so much! Does this mean I'm no longer an official "Loser?"

What also makes this special: I found this out while on a boring conference call