Words the English language needs

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Sara-s, Feb 26, 2020.

  1. efsk

    efsk Active Member

    These days, Kummerspeck has a close relative in the form of CovidKilo's: weight gained during lockdown/home office.

    in a zoo, as the zoo's of old with their small spaces and little regard for natural habitat gave a polar bear nothing better to do than pace up and down. The literal translation would be polarbearing.
     
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  2. Sara-s

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    MilliHelen- the unit of beauty sufficient to launch one ship
     
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  3. Paul Turner

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    Are there a million Helens on that ship? (Jan&Dean sang it best..."A Million Girls For Every Boy")
     
  4. Sara-s

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    Not unless The prefix “milli” has stopped meaning 1000.;)
     
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  5. efsk

    efsk Active Member

    1/1000 to be precise.
     
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  6. Paul Turner

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    I'd like to see the word "paradox" used more, but some may confuse it at first(while trying to put it front of mind)by saying "pair of ducks".
     
  7. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Pffft... we all know it refers to when you have two places to tie up a boat.
     
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  8. Paul Turner

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    Y'know, Mr. G., you're getting pretty good at this thread(long lung breath like braggers do).
     
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  9. PLANofMAN

    PLANofMAN Eccentric Razor Collector Staff Member

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    Always referred to those kind of "catch phrases" as Buzzword Bingo.
     
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  10. Sara-s

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    Paradox=Ben Casey & Kildare (yes, I know just how much that dates me.)
     
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