You have 2 minutes and only one choice...

Rockwell 6S Razor: Only because I wouldn't want to have my Fatboy or Aristocrat to break down and have nothing to use.
Bic Chrome Platinum Blades: Sharp, smooth and consistent. Also it's my most numerous at the moment.
Halloween Birthday Brush (Maggard 24mm B&W): Because I made it for myself.
Arko Shave Stick w/Gillette Shave Stick Container: Compact and works great.
Tabac After Shave: Because I like it.

I'd also add witch hazel if there was time.

 

Now this guy is thinking survival. Way to go Jim.

 

No time, sorry.

 

Not needed anyway, I'll take the AS sting........

 

Only real men survive a zombie apocalypse. (Real women too)

 

Nice set up for sleeping rough, and the AS would be good for those stretches between showers and spent around camp fires.

I can picture a zombie walking down the street clutching...

 

Wait. Am I expected to shave that zombie?

 

Your call, first grab your gear...

 

I'd grab the Rolls and hit the door. I'll make due with whatever bar soaps I can scrounge.

New thread: What Will You Be Listening To While Shaving During the Zombie Apocalypse?

Answer: a constant drone of corpsen moaning, thumps, bumps and scrapings on every exterior wall of the house, punctuated by occasional distant and brief blood-curdling shrieks.

 

Any shavette, GSB, Arko, Tuxedo synthetic, Veg.

 

I'll be listening to Bob Marley on headphones.

 

I’ll grab my Morley and Sons straight razor, a tub of Stirling glacial lemon chill, Skin Bracer, Drygulch strop and my Norton stones.

My straight can do double duty As my weapon of choice against the zombies!

 

No problem. This is what prepping is all about. Bunker in the backyard. Suitable weaponry to combat zombies. It's my duty to protect my razors, shave hardware and software for future generations.

 

My old man's ball end OLD and a pack of feather blades,... don't actually need anything else.

 

Razor Rock 37 slant

Gillette 7 O'Clock yellows

JR #218 badger

Wholly Kaw Jamestown Gentleman

Fine L'Orange

 

Schick Repeater B1
Chinese Schick Blades
TurnNShave 24mm Quarter Moon Custom
Proraso Green Soap
Stirling Glacial Unscented

 

SS Colonial General
Schick Proline blades
Sterling Naked and Smooth
Proraso Sandalwood Aftershave Splash
Plisson synthetic brush

 

RAZOR: Rolls Razor
SOAP: Mitchell's Wool Fat
BRUSH: Semogue Owner's Club boar
BLADE: (see razor above)
AFTERSHAVE: AV Ice Blue

 

Cooper MonoBilt
Gillette Nacet
30DC LE Brush (to remember the group before they became zombies)
First Canadian Maximo Gomez SS
Whichever Chatillon Lux Splash I grabbed first

 

Ball-end tech.
Tabac, in the jar. Because it will probably outlive even the zombies.
Astra superior stainless.
Maggard black synthetic.
Floid vigoroso.