You know you're getting old when..

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Dan The Man, Sep 17, 2013.

  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    When your waistband is closer to your man boobs (moobs) than your belly button. Bonus score if your waistband is high enough to smell of your deodorant.
     
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  2. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Extra points if you actually have to cut armholes in your pants.
     
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  3. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Another "age appropriate" song- "Don't it make my grey hair blue"
     
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  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I had a great-aunt, God bless her, died in her 90s. Her hair went into mauve.
     
  5. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    Aging Rockers.....:happy097:
     
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  6. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    You are really getting old when the calendar year & your age are the same number.
     
  7. Williams Warrior

    Williams Warrior Well-Known Member

    I'm 44 also, but I had cataract surgery 4 years ago!:(
     
  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Hey... you look pretty good for having known the Roman Empire. What's your secret? <runs away>
     
  9. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    It's the soap.
     
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  10. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Wow. That's gotta be a record.
     
  11. BamaT

    BamaT Well-Known Member

    Wow, you've got the deluxe model! You know you're old when you're envious of someone else's nose hair trimmer!
     
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  12. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    bwahahaha
     
  13. RaZorBurn123

    RaZorBurn123 waiting hardily...............

    When you can't find your keys. Which were in my pocket..
     
  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Or, when you can't find your pocket to begin with.
     
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  15. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    And the reason you can't find your pocket?... because you forgot to put your pants on!
     
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  16. Nolan1982

    Nolan1982 Member

    You go back to playing with model trains.....and find it fun...
     
  17. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Or your underwear is on the outside. :eek:
     
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  18. Jasman

    Jasman Well-Known Member

    You spend 10 minutes looking for your glasses, only to realize you're wearing them.
     
  19. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    You know you're getting old when you "still got it," but can't remember what to do with it.

    You know you're getting old when you take to speeding so you don't forget where you're going.

    You know you're getting old when every name in your "little black book" ends in "M.D."
     
  20. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    Your youngest kid is celebrating his third wedding anniversary.

    And I had the blessing of conducting the wedding ceremony :)
     
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