Your Officer Commanding doesn't get jokes about the Cold War; because he was born after it ended... Least we joke with him about it!
When you realize they are playing all your favorite songs on the "classic " station. When did I become classic?
When the world ceases to make sense any more, and everyone else, especially women, look like children to you. When you visit the VA clinic more than your your Masonic Lodge. When you can still do everything you could do at 25, only it takes a lot longer, and hurts a lot more...... When you accidentally tune in a cable adult movie, in the middle of an explicit scene, and you and your wife simultaneously exclaim, "who picked out those ugly curtains????". (this is an actual event, and a true story....we laughed ourselves to tears for over an hour...).
Yep. My sister (3 yrs younger), however, was very supportive (NOT) and wanted to help me pick out a granny chain for my glasses.