You know you're getting old when..

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Dan The Man, Sep 17, 2013.

  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Wait 'till you marry off your grandchildren, *then* you're old. ;)
     
  2. johnus

    johnus Well-Known Member

    Your Grandfather was born when Victoria was Queen.
     
  3. Neolithium

    Neolithium I am Canadian, eh

    Your Officer Commanding doesn't get jokes about the Cold War; because he was born after it ended...

    Least we joke with him about it!
     
  4. Cool Breeze

    Cool Breeze Sushi Shaver

    When you realize they are playing all your favorite songs on the "classic " station.
    When did I become classic?
     
  5. Troy M

    Troy M Prep: Mephitis mephitis musk

    Or when they play the music of your youth on the "oldies" station!
     
  6. Gigmaster

    Gigmaster Active Member

    When the world ceases to make sense any more, and everyone else, especially women, look like children to you.

    When you visit the VA clinic more than your your Masonic Lodge.

    When you can still do everything you could do at 25, only it takes a lot longer, and hurts a lot more......

    When you accidentally tune in a cable adult movie, in the middle of an explicit scene, and you and your wife simultaneously exclaim, "who picked out those ugly curtains????". (this is an actual event, and a true story....we laughed ourselves to tears for over an hour...).
     
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  7. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Literal LOL. :rofl:
     
  8. Cool Breeze

    Cool Breeze Sushi Shaver

    OMG, thats so funny I have tears running down my leg!
     
  9. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    When the candles weigh more than the birthday cake does.
     
  10. tuxxdk

    tuxxdk International Penguin of Mystery


    Priceless :D
     
  11. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Umm.... are you sure that's tears? :eek:
     
  12. Barrylu

    Barrylu Well-Known Member

    You realize your underwear is older than the President
     
  13. CyanideMetal

    CyanideMetal Wild and crazy guy

    "Saving Ryan's Privates" I know it well. <sigh>
     
  14. You used to do it all night long,
    Now it takes you all night long to do it.
     
  15. Nolan1982

    Nolan1982 Member

    Grandma?? Is that you??
     
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  16. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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  17. Cool Breeze

    Cool Breeze Sushi Shaver

    Man, it was 44 for me as well. Sucks huh?
     
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  18. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    I made it to 51 before I got my first reading prescription….I'm always behind the times.
     
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  19. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Yep.

    My sister (3 yrs younger), however, was very supportive (NOT) and wanted to help me pick out a granny chain for my glasses. :angry019:
     
    Last edited: Feb 24, 2014
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  20. Troy M

    Troy M Prep: Mephitis mephitis musk

    49 was when my arms got too short.
     

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